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That Crazy Auto-Correct (and auto-complete) Ch.4Taking a break from his paperwork, Angeal flipped open his PHS to send Tseng a text.That Crazy Auto-Correct (and auto-complete) Ch.4 by Chaosbayne
If you’re free, I’d like to do that intercourse thing with you.
Reclining on his sofa with Tifa curled at this side, Tseng glared at his pocket where a beeping noise emanated. Tseng opened his PHS; reading the text that had appeared in his inbox.
Arching a brow, Tseng sent a response back to Angeal.
Well. I don’t think Tifa would be happy if I had intercourse with you Angeal. Perhaps you could ask Reno? He’s free right about now.
Opening the text from Tseng, Angeal’s eyes widened with horror as the blood drained from his face at the response.
‘What the hell??’ Angeal thought to himself, mildly panicking.
Looking at his most recently sent text; Angeal found out that the text did indeed ask to have intercourse with Tseng. Damn that auto-complete!
Mortified that he had asked such a thing of Tseng and even more horrified that Tseng had actually tho
That Crazy Auto-Correct (and auto-complete) Ch.3Mid mission in Rocket Town, Zack suffered a serious bite wound that quickly began to fester and ooze pus. Examining the wound closely, Zack was certain that the wound would need a disinfectant before Cure could be administered.That Crazy Auto-Correct (and auto-complete) Ch.3 by Chaosbayne
Pulling out his PHS, Zack awkwardly typed a text to Sephiroth with his uninjured left hand, asking for advice on how to clean his wound.
Hey Seph. I was bit by a Nibel wolf, except there must have been something wrong with it. The wound is festering and a greenish yellow pus is oozing out of it.
In the middle of lunch with Genesis and Angeal, Sephiroth’s PHS gives off an annoying beep indicating that he has a text.
Heaving a sigh at the interruption, Sephiroth pulls out his PHS and flips open the screen to read the text.
Arching a brow, Sephiroth ponders a moment what Zack should do before typing a response.
You should put arsenic on it. It should get rid of the pus.
Eagerly opening the text, Zack read Sephiroth’s reply.
That Crazy Auto-Correct (and auto-complete) Ch.2Sephiroth sent a text to Genesis asking him if he was still going to meet up with him and Angeal for lunch.That Crazy Auto-Correct (and auto-complete) Ch.2 by Chaosbayne
Sure thing. I just came out of the closet. Dr. Hollander needed me.
Sephiroth stared at his tiny screen for a moment.
“Well, I had my suspicions, but I didn’t think it was actually true. Why Dr. Hollander though?” Sephiroth muttered to himself.
“What are you mumbling about?” Angeal questioned his friend.
“Genesis sent me a text saying that he just came out of the closet and that Dr. Hollander needed him.”
“Well, let him know that we’re fine with his choice in partners, if it makes him happy.”
Sephiroth quickly typed a response back to Genesis.
Angeal and I both support you in your choice of partners, if it makes you happy.
Genesis looked puzzled at the text that appeared. With a click, it registered in his mind.
FUCK MAN! I’M NOT GAY! Damn auto-correct! I said, ‘I just left the CLINIC’
That Crazy Auto-correct (and auto-complete) Ch.1AN: I don’t own anything pertaining to FFVII. Short, silly little chapters designed to make you laugh. Enjoy! This will be updated as I get inspiration. Feel free to send me ideas!That Crazy Auto-correct (and auto-complete) Ch.1 by Chaosbayne
A low beep emanates from Angeal’s pocket. Pulling out his PHS, Angeal discovers that he has a text, from Zack.
Hey Angeal! Good news! I just got my vagina today! Now I’m ready to take missions again!
Angeal’s face paled significantly as he read the text. Just to be sure he read it right, he reread it. Yup, it said exactly what he read the first time around.
Fingers slackening, Angeal’s PHS drops to the floor under his desk with a clatter.
Looking up at the noise, Sephiroth and Genesis both notice Angeal’s pale complexion and horrified stare.
“What’s wrong Angeal?” Sephiroth asks.
Angeal didn’t move or make any notion that he was going to respond.
“Angeal?” Genesis snaps his fingers in front of his friend’s face.
A Very Sesshoumaru PregnancyChapter 6: Of Electrical Shocks and LaborA Very Sesshoumaru Pregnancy by kanna37
Frowning in her sleep Kagome tensed, then frowned harder, trying to remain asleep and ignore the summons she was receiving to wake up. She'd only just fallen asleep, after all – Sesshoumaru had been fussing and pacing all day, barking at all the servants and driving them all insane by insisting that the palace be cleaned, and then re-cleaned, and then... well, anyway, he was doing what Yume called 'nesting'.
Kagome had heard of this – it meant that she was close to giving birth, and she was quite, quite ready to get it all over with. And if Sesshoumaru ever even hinted that he wanted another pup she'd chain him up in the palace's dungeons.
She didn't think he would, though – because he was no doubt going to be totally humiliated when he woke up from all this and realized just how badly he'd been acting. He would probably spend the next three hundred years being the iciest, most controlled
Chapter 5: Waddling 101Chapter 5: Waddling 101Chapter 5: Waddling 101 by kanna37
Kagome sighed, stroking her hands over her protruding belly wearily.
She was in her final month, and glad for it – Sesshoumaru was unbearable. She hoped he never wanted another pup, because she – and and all of Nihon – would never survive another attempt. He had two pups of his own blood now, with this one, and that was just going to have to be enough.
She shifted on her pillow, her body heavy and unwieldy now, and thought about how glad she would be when this child was born, herself. However, she was very leery of the coming labor – after what Yume had told her of a male inuyoukai's behavior during said labor.
Apparently, he was going to make everything worse when the labor began, because he would also feel the labor pains. Normally, she wouldn't worry. Sesshoumaru usually had great control and rarely showed any kind of pain to the outside world. But labor was something that males had not
A Very Sesshoumaru Pregnancy chap 4Chapter 4: Overactive Bladders and Unnerving CravingsA Very Sesshoumaru Pregnancy chap 4 by kanna37
"How dare that fool insult this Sesshoumaru like that?!" came a well-known voice roaring though the family wing of the palace, and Kagome sighed, even as she patted her now protruding belly. She glanced sideways at a scurrying Jaken as he hurried past, and shook her head. It looked as though someone had crossed their eyes somewhere and pissed her irritable mate off - again.
Sesshoumaru had been in rare form all morning, yelling and squalling from the moment he woke up. The nausea was pretty much a thing of the past, (mostly) but the swelling, uncertain temper, and cravings were driving everyone insane.
And now some 'important' dispatch had come in, and Sesshoumaru was obviously hitting the roof, as for some reason, it felt as though they were experiencing an earthquake. She sighed and stood from her comfortable cushion, deciding that she'd better get to her mate quickly before he decided to