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Apples

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Disclaimer: FFVII belongs to Square Enix


After many long and awkward hours with Reno in a helicopter, Sephiroth finally finds what he is looking for just outside of Mideel; a tiny orchard that only grows green apples.

Previous experimentation has proven that only seven apples of the proper size can fit in the bowl he desires and only sit one inch above the bowl.

Looking over each apple carefully, Sephiroth picks only the greenest apples and the ones that are the same size as his palm. Satisfied, Sephiroth grudgingly makes his way back to the helicopter for another awkward trip with Reno.

‘The things that Turk finds kinky are shocking, appalling and, I hate to admit, also slightly kinky.’ Sephiroth shakes his head to dispel the disturbing images.



Back in his apartment, Sephiroth gently places the apples on his counter, washing them one by one.

Apples cleaned, he grabs his keys and heads back out again; this time to find a glass bowl, also green.

This proves to be difficult as every bowl Sephiroth has found thus far have either been the wrong shade of green, or the wrong size. The bowl must not be too big or too small; Sephiroth had a thing for the number seven so seven apples must fit in the bowl.

The apples also must not sit higher than an inch over the bowl or they topple over too easily.

Finally, tucked down under the plate of Sector Two, Sephiroth finds a glass shop that carries the bowl he is looking for.

Pleased to have found a bowl for his precious apples at last, Sephiroth brings his purchase home.



Walking to his room, Sephiroth pulls a ruler out from a drawer in his desk and heads back to his kitchen.

Placing the apples in the green glass bowl, Sephiroth holds the ruler next to an apple to measure how much higher than the bowl they are; precisely one inch.

Glad that the apples didn’t take much arranging, Sephiroth heads back into his bedroom to replace his ruler and pull out a measuring tape. The tricky part was about to begin.

Now that the apples were arranged satisfactorily, Sephiroth had to measure his table in order to find the exact center because the apples must be dead center.

Tongue poking out of the side of his mouth, Sephiroth measured and measured his table until his bowl of apples sat precisely in the center.

Content at last, Sephiroth returned his measuring tape to his room.
A drabble with some humor
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adarkworldfantasy's avatar
And I thought I was OCD :lol: