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Taking a break from his paperwork, Angeal flipped open his PHS to send Tseng a text.
If you’re free, I’d like to do that intercourse thing with you.
Reclining on his sofa with Tifa curled at this side, Tseng glared at his pocket where a beeping noise emanated. Tseng opened his PHS; reading the text that had appeared in his inbox.
Arching a brow, Tseng sent a response back to Angeal.
Well. I don’t think Tifa would be happy if I had intercourse with you Angeal. Perhaps you could ask Reno? He’s free right about now.
Opening the text from Tseng, Angeal’s eyes widened with horror as the blood drained from his face at the response.
‘What the hell??’ Angeal thought to himself, mildly panicking.
Looking at his most recently sent text; Angeal found out that the text did indeed ask to have intercourse with Tseng. Damn that auto-complete!
Mortified that he had asked such a thing of Tseng and even more horrified that Tseng had actually thought he was gay and suggested that he ask Reno to have intercourse with him was too much for Angeal’s brain.
There was a loud crash and a fluttering of paperwork as Angeal passed out and tumbled to the floor.
Just at that moment, Sephiroth walked into Angeal’s office.
“Angeal, I need --- why are you sprawled on the floor?” Sephiroth asked of his unconscious friend.
Noticing that Angeal did not respond, Sephiroth strode over to his fallen friend and squatted down next to him.
Unsure of what to do, Sephiroth began to roughly shake his friend into consciousness.
Groaning, Angeal peered up at his friend.
“What?” Angeal snapped “why are you shaking me?”
“You were lying on the floor, unresponsive. I didn’t know what else to do,” Sephiroth supplied.
“Oohhhh” Angeal moaned as he grabbed his head as he pushed himself into a sitting position.
Ignoring Sephiroth, Angeal snatched his PHS up off the floor where it had tumbled when he passed out, furiously typing a response to Tseng, hoping to rectify the entire fiasco.
I am NOT gay! I simply asked if we could do that intercourse thing! For Zack! INTERCOURSE.
Heaving an annoyed sigh, Tseng opened his PHS again; this had better be important. He didn’t get many days off to spend with Tifa.
Blinking at the text, Tseng thought of a reply.
Since you are rather adamant, I suppose I could ask Tifa if she wouldn’t mind. Maybe she could join in. You SOLDIERs sure have some strange kinks.
P.S. Isn’t Zack your protégé?
Hoping to have smoothed over this whole disastrous affair, Angeal eagerly opened his inbox to read Tseng’s reply. Zack really did need the help. His obsession with rubber ducks was terrifying and definitely unhealthy.
Angeal’s jaw dropped at the text’s contents. Ifrit curse him for failing to check the contents of his text before hitting the send button!
Now there was no way he could face Tseng (or Tifa for that matter) any time soon.
If you’re free, I’d like to do that intercourse thing with you.
Reclining on his sofa with Tifa curled at this side, Tseng glared at his pocket where a beeping noise emanated. Tseng opened his PHS; reading the text that had appeared in his inbox.
Arching a brow, Tseng sent a response back to Angeal.
Well. I don’t think Tifa would be happy if I had intercourse with you Angeal. Perhaps you could ask Reno? He’s free right about now.
Opening the text from Tseng, Angeal’s eyes widened with horror as the blood drained from his face at the response.
‘What the hell??’ Angeal thought to himself, mildly panicking.
Looking at his most recently sent text; Angeal found out that the text did indeed ask to have intercourse with Tseng. Damn that auto-complete!
Mortified that he had asked such a thing of Tseng and even more horrified that Tseng had actually thought he was gay and suggested that he ask Reno to have intercourse with him was too much for Angeal’s brain.
There was a loud crash and a fluttering of paperwork as Angeal passed out and tumbled to the floor.
Just at that moment, Sephiroth walked into Angeal’s office.
“Angeal, I need --- why are you sprawled on the floor?” Sephiroth asked of his unconscious friend.
Noticing that Angeal did not respond, Sephiroth strode over to his fallen friend and squatted down next to him.
Unsure of what to do, Sephiroth began to roughly shake his friend into consciousness.
Groaning, Angeal peered up at his friend.
“What?” Angeal snapped “why are you shaking me?”
“You were lying on the floor, unresponsive. I didn’t know what else to do,” Sephiroth supplied.
“Oohhhh” Angeal moaned as he grabbed his head as he pushed himself into a sitting position.
Ignoring Sephiroth, Angeal snatched his PHS up off the floor where it had tumbled when he passed out, furiously typing a response to Tseng, hoping to rectify the entire fiasco.
I am NOT gay! I simply asked if we could do that intercourse thing! For Zack! INTERCOURSE.
Heaving an annoyed sigh, Tseng opened his PHS again; this had better be important. He didn’t get many days off to spend with Tifa.
Blinking at the text, Tseng thought of a reply.
Since you are rather adamant, I suppose I could ask Tifa if she wouldn’t mind. Maybe she could join in. You SOLDIERs sure have some strange kinks.
P.S. Isn’t Zack your protégé?
Hoping to have smoothed over this whole disastrous affair, Angeal eagerly opened his inbox to read Tseng’s reply. Zack really did need the help. His obsession with rubber ducks was terrifying and definitely unhealthy.
Angeal’s jaw dropped at the text’s contents. Ifrit curse him for failing to check the contents of his text before hitting the send button!
Now there was no way he could face Tseng (or Tifa for that matter) any time soon.
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XD oh my! That autocorrect sure is tricky!!! Especially with something like that. Oops